Sunday, June 28, 2009

Bear Hugs

The U.S. Surgeon General recently published a 5,234 page report in which researchers concluded the following: "Hugging is non-fattening, naturally sweet, and contains no artificial ingredients. It is wholesome and pure and, most important, fully returnable."

2 comments:

Angie said...

lol. Of course it would take the government 5000+ pages to conclude something that we already knew. We could've saved them a lot of money! ;)

Rae said...

:D I love it.