Today I spent 2 hours at American Fork Hospital. I ate breakfast, filled out some paperwork, got decontaminized... you know, the usual.
Oh, didn't you hear? There was a biochemical terrorist attack today at the BYU football stadium.
I hope you keep reading, because it was just a drill.
Not real. Just a drill.
For my nursing classes, I have to do community volunteer hours. I signed up for the
Utah County Mock Disaster Drill because I heard there was a continental breakfast. :) I roped Don in to it too. He also needs community hours for med school.
The whole county was involved; the police, the UTA, the National Guard, the hospitals. It was pretty cool to see everyone work together.
So, my part was pretty cool. After the "bomb" went off, I was shunted to American Fork Hospital and was sent through the decontamination shower in my bathing suit. I played a 75 year old woman with no symptoms. I was happy and glad that everyone at the hospital was doing their job. (That's what my assignment card said.) Easy-peasy. Everyone did their job well, but it was mostly fun and
kick-back. The unconscious guy next to me was drinking a Diet Coke, and the pregnant guy across from me had stuffed a balloon up his shirt. :D
Don's story is a little different.
He was bused to Utah Valley Regional Medical Center as an unconscious man with a chest laceration. hahahahaha... I'm sorry, I am laughing as I write this. Remember how I said that the whole county was taking part in this mock disaster? Well, no one told the staff at UVRMC. All they got was a message saying, "There was a chemical bomb at Levell Edwards Stadium. Prepare for buses of injured. Several critical. Few minor. Few in late pregnancy. Possible contamination."
Don's bus was the first to arrive. He said it was controlled hysteria. Every nurse and doctor was scrambling to get the decontamination tent set up so they could help these poor injured people. The volunteers acted their part well, moaning and groaning. Since Don was unconscious, he was put on a gurney by the hospital entrance. The labor and delivery nurse was the first to run up to the bus. She shouted to the crowd, "Where are my pregnant ladies? Where
are my pregnant ladies?" A young guy sitting in a wheelchair raised his hand, "Oh, that's me." I could only imagine what the poor nurse was thinking,
"You idiot, we're in the middle of a crisis, and you're being a smart-A!" What she said was, "THAT IS NOT FUNNY! THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS SITUATION!" --as she wheeled him out of the way.
Don said it was a good 20 minutes before they realized that the situation was not real. The ER doctor was the first to understand...because, you know... nothing was wrong with these people.
hahahahaha-- sorry, I'm still laughing!
An administrator finally came down to make sure no one was getting poked with needles or stuck with IVs. Which, Don almost was! So he decided to come out of his coma. When he sat up, the X-ray tech was amazed at his sudden recovery and kept asking him how he felt and what his symptoms were. Not everyone caught on.
This was supposed to be a fun day for student volunteers. Get free food, run around in a bathing suit, play-act an injured person... sounds fun to me! Poor uninformed medical personnel. I bet they hated today.